<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278</id><updated>2011-04-21T19:59:22.201-07:00</updated><title type='text'>DUCK ABUSE HELP CENTER</title><subtitle type='html'>"The difference between a liar and man who tells half lies is that the liar hides the truth, but the man who tells half lies has forgotten where he put it."</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>41</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-3052742150303160743</id><published>2007-05-04T15:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-04T15:33:46.394-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The California Condor</title><summary type='text'>Enjoy the video and let me know what you think.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/3052742150303160743/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=3052742150303160743' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/3052742150303160743'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/3052742150303160743'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2007/05/california-condor.html' title='The California Condor'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-6063762936392317879</id><published>2007-03-02T02:35:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-03-02T02:42:13.991-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Work Doodle</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/6063762936392317879/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=6063762936392317879' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/6063762936392317879'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/6063762936392317879'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2007/03/my-work-doodle.html' title='My Work Doodle'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/Ref_eajzJ5I/AAAAAAAAAAk/pFVOT9OeX9k/s72-c/clouds.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-117043753466051811</id><published>2007-02-02T09:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-04-20T16:36:48.975-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>A Poem For ManatusI finally finished it. This is a film I have edited together from three different silent movies from the late-Twenties and early-Thirties. I also chose the music....selections from "The Battle of Stalingrad" by Aram Khachaturian. It just seemed to fit.Anyway, I dedicate this to all the free-market freaks out there in the world. You are killing the soul of humanity, and making </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/117043753466051811/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=117043753466051811' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/117043753466051811'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/117043753466051811'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2007/02/poem-for-manatus.html' title=''/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-116050393344333058</id><published>2006-10-10T10:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-12-13T18:55:48.610-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Beware of NPR!!!</title><summary type='text'>I have but one warning here this morning...beware of NPR, the chirpy, feel-good network  which used to purvey decent journalism, but has changed dramatically since the corporate prostitution began in the 90s.Well, just check out the link on the side: NPR Check and remember, NPR is in many ways more dangerous than Fox News.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/116050393344333058/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=116050393344333058' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/116050393344333058'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/116050393344333058'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/10/beware-of-npr.html' title='Beware of NPR!!!'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-115818522697581337</id><published>2006-09-13T15:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-13T15:07:07.003-07:00</updated><title type='text'>This Explains It. Pour a Tall One and Read This...</title><summary type='text'>THE LOW POST: Why Ask Why?Five years after 9/11, the question remains unansweredMATT TAIBBISo, why did they hate us after all?We sure blew off that question nicely. As with everything else in this country, our response to 9/11 was a heroic compendium of idiocy, cowardice, callow flag-waving, weepy sentimentality (coupled with an apparently bottomless capacity for self-pity), sloth, laziness and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/115818522697581337/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=115818522697581337' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/115818522697581337'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/115818522697581337'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/09/this-explains-it-pour-tall-one-and.html' title='This Explains It. Pour a Tall One and Read This...'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-115509772313825079</id><published>2006-08-08T21:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-08-11T00:40:03.786-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Joe Lieberman Lost!</title><summary type='text'>There is a God. I think I can dream again...I can hope!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/115509772313825079/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=115509772313825079' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/115509772313825079'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/115509772313825079'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/08/joe-lieberman-lost.html' title='Joe Lieberman Lost!'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-115475946642213300</id><published>2006-08-04T23:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-08-04T23:31:06.430-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Famous Last Words.</title><summary type='text'>"Those rebel sharpshooters couldn't hit an elephant at this dis-"-General John Reynolds, standing at a parapet before the Battle of Gettysburg, 1863</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/115475946642213300/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=115475946642213300' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/115475946642213300'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/115475946642213300'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/08/famous-last-words.html' title='Famous Last Words.'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-115350752578242212</id><published>2006-07-21T11:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-24T12:21:39.363-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dig This.....</title><summary type='text'>"A semicolon is the last refuge of a scoundrel."-Your's Truly</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/115350752578242212/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=115350752578242212' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/115350752578242212'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/115350752578242212'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/07/dig-this.html' title='Dig This.....'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-115109706084433409</id><published>2006-06-23T14:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-26T21:31:19.736-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Republicans Must Win This November!</title><summary type='text'>That is correct. This is no joke....the Republicans must retain control of both the House and the Senate this coming fall. A Democratic victory will bring chaos and destruction on an unimaginable scale. The very future of the republic depends on the upcoming elections and the status quo must be defended at all costs. The reason? The reasons are many, but just this morning, I kept thinking about </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/115109706084433409/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=115109706084433409' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/115109706084433409'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/115109706084433409'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/06/republicans-must-win-this-november.html' title='The Republicans Must Win This November!'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114983641323341587</id><published>2006-06-08T23:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-15T11:19:33.483-07:00</updated><title type='text'>For One Month Every Four Years, a New World Order Leaves America on Touchline</title><summary type='text'>World Cup victories can boost economies and decide elections - but not in the USSimon TisdallWednesday June 7, 2006The Guardian The United States always feels challenged by the World Cup. Unlike the Olympics, where Americans tend to dominate, the US has rarely shone in the tournament, although it famously defeated England in 1950. It is an 80-1 long shot this time and may struggle to overcome </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114983641323341587/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114983641323341587' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114983641323341587'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114983641323341587'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/06/for-one-month-every-four-years-new.html' title='For One Month Every Four Years, a New World Order Leaves America on Touchline'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114965049410205242</id><published>2006-06-06T18:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-08T19:19:59.780-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ann Coulter, 666, and American Idol....</title><summary type='text'>I voted today. Yes, this morning I voted for Peter Camejo, a few other state office seekers, two propositions, and a few city initiatives. I then climbed into my car and sputtered on to work like I always do. Turning on the radio, I had a choice of listening to another KPFA report on Hurricane Katrina or checking out corporate America's favorite whore: National Public Radio. On "Morning Edition",</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114965049410205242/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114965049410205242' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114965049410205242'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114965049410205242'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/06/ann-coulter-666-and-american-idol.html' title='Ann Coulter, 666, and American Idol....'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114845903849792705</id><published>2006-05-24T01:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-08-05T18:47:48.703-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Mount Shasta Superstars</title><summary type='text'>These pictures were taken last week with Mishka the Russian. He is now in St. Petersburg and not pleased to be there.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114845903849792705/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114845903849792705' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114845903849792705'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114845903849792705'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/05/mount-shasta-superstars.html' title='Mount Shasta Superstars'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114842732988604454</id><published>2006-05-23T16:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-23T16:35:29.896-07:00</updated><title type='text'>This Was Cute...Please Read.</title><summary type='text'>According to the story, after every Quantas Airlines flight the pilots complete a a 'gripe sheet' report, which conveys to the ground crew engineers any mechanical problems on the aircraft during the flight. The engineer reads the form, corrects the problem, then writes details of action taken on the lower section of the form for the pilot to review before the next flight. It is clear from the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114842732988604454/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114842732988604454' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114842732988604454'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114842732988604454'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/05/this-was-cuteplease-read.html' title='This Was Cute...Please Read.'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114742121306749232</id><published>2006-05-12T00:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-18T17:59:22.503-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Just a Few Words About This NSA Spying Game...</title><summary type='text'>Bullshit!A friend of mine had sent an article describing the Chimp's latest pinning up against the walls of legality. It seems that the phone calls of a pretty good chunk of Americana have been illegally monitored by the NSA, and the Chimp calls it all legal. Of course it's legal...the coke fiend says so.It seems that things never cease to get more absurd in this country. The Iraq War is an </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114742121306749232/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114742121306749232' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114742121306749232'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114742121306749232'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/05/just-few-words-about-this-nsa-spying.html' title='Just a Few Words About This NSA Spying Game...'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114693044230239359</id><published>2006-05-06T08:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-06T08:50:26.156-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"My Hair is Blond....Dyed Blond."</title><summary type='text'>I say, old chap....wasn't Roger Moore blond? At least early on....well, we have another James Bond. Couldn't they get Jude Law? I haven't seen "Munich" yet, so I don't really know what this Daniel Craig is all about. In fact, I haven't seen a James Bond flick since I was conned into seeing "Die Another Day." Too much kitch...and Pierce Brosnan is too slimey.Of course, most folks like to say that </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114693044230239359/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114693044230239359' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114693044230239359'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114693044230239359'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/05/my-hair-is-blonddyed-blond.html' title='&quot;My Hair is Blond....Dyed Blond.&quot;'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114678092874859443</id><published>2006-05-04T15:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-04T23:50:29.873-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Petey's Back!</title><summary type='text'>....but not in one piece. This has been an absolutely wacky/zany week...filled with highs, lows, ebbs, and.......FOG! What the hell is going on anyway??? Straight from winter into summer. That is hardly fair!In the meantime, I need a little help from all two of my readers (anyone else may assist me as well). I think it's high time I started learning Flash animation. My first learning project is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114678092874859443/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114678092874859443' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114678092874859443'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114678092874859443'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/05/peteys-back.html' title='Petey&apos;s Back!'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114534050576792211</id><published>2006-04-17T22:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-02T07:01:25.306-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dante Benedetti Classic</title><summary type='text'>Very soon, I shall post (or re-post) a complete history and analysis of the Peak Mass Media Bullshit Production Matrix, so stay tuned. In the meantime, if you are not doing anything next Tuesday at 1PM in the afternoon, how about a little baseball?The Dante Benedetti Classic features an afternoon game between the Dandy Dons of the University of San Francisco and the California Golden Bears. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114534050576792211/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114534050576792211' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114534050576792211'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114534050576792211'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/04/dante-benedetti-classic.html' title='Dante Benedetti Classic'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114447194864914025</id><published>2006-04-07T21:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-10T16:58:12.873-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Rage!</title><summary type='text'>I think I need a martini....a nice, fluffy, sparkly, apple one at that. In fact, make it a double and sprinkle some cinnamon on top, if you please. Before I start rambling on and on about my yearly tithe to be paid in support of a bunch of Republican and Democratic arschlechers, please do the following: scroll down to the picture of the poor chap with his hand inside the totem pole. I posted that</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114447194864914025/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114447194864914025' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114447194864914025'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114447194864914025'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/04/rage.html' title='Rage!'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114430862563427490</id><published>2006-04-06T00:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-06T00:30:25.646-07:00</updated><title type='text'>It Could Be Worse.</title><summary type='text'>It's funny what you can find in the picture box at 12:24 at night. This photo has no hidden or higher/lower meaning. I think it speaks for itself.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114430862563427490/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114430862563427490' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114430862563427490'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114430862563427490'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/04/it-could-be-worse.html' title='It Could Be Worse.'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114377228428363879</id><published>2006-03-30T18:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-04-02T09:13:40.493-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Palestine Dispatch: "It's Not a Wall, You Fool. It's a Cleavage."</title><summary type='text'>[I am now featuring snippits from others in far-off, exotic lands...from the Middle East to Houston, TX. Perhaps if I am lucky, I may even find someone from Fresno. You will not be disappointed. The following piece is the first in a series from the Holy Land, written by a sage I have known for many moons. I trust him, and so should you. I must warn you that reading this is highly addictive and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114377228428363879/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114377228428363879' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114377228428363879'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114377228428363879'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/03/palestine-dispatch-its-not-wall-you.html' title='Palestine Dispatch: &quot;It&apos;s Not a Wall, You Fool. It&apos;s a Cleavage.&quot;'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114351904586907310</id><published>2006-03-27T19:16:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-29T07:56:51.896-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh Brother! NPR Hits Bottom.</title><summary type='text'>This shall be quick, as I have much to do on this blustery Monday nocturne. Lend me your eyes and I'll quickly tell you about what I do every weekday night between 5:30 and 7.I drive home from work.This I have done for two and a half years. It would have driven me insane had I not had this little concern for what is happening in the world. Hence, I listen to talk/information radio. It not only </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114351904586907310/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114351904586907310' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114351904586907310'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114351904586907310'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/03/oh-brother-npr-hits-bottom.html' title='Oh Brother! NPR Hits Bottom.'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114300133064776800</id><published>2006-03-21T20:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-23T07:55:25.120-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Quote of the Decayed</title><summary type='text'>My comrades and I had made photocopies of the following and were going to plaster them all over North Fresno during the 1991 Persian Gulf Massacre. Fresno was afire with war hysteria, especially the intersection of Blackstone and Shaw, where pro-war goons were knuckle-dragging American and Israeli flags. Subburdenite! You were to be a part of this madness. In fact, this posting is dedicated to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114300133064776800/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114300133064776800' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114300133064776800'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114300133064776800'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/03/quote-of-decayed.html' title='Quote of the Decayed'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114290040932804428</id><published>2006-03-20T15:26:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-20T17:05:27.300-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh My Lovely Fresno!</title><summary type='text'>My favorite view of Fresno is when it fits neatly inside the driver's side mirror in my car. When those moments come, I am usually blazing down the highway on my way back to that blue state known as "The Bay Area."I should say that there could be no greater misnomer for California as when people call it a "Blue State." A cooler shade of violet (in aggregate) than say, Kentucky? Perhaps, but all </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114290040932804428/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114290040932804428' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114290040932804428'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114290040932804428'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/03/oh-my-lovely-fresno.html' title='Oh My Lovely Fresno!'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114264213750658458</id><published>2006-03-17T16:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-18T17:46:09.403-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Question For The Day</title><summary type='text'>Where in the hell is Michael Moore these days?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114264213750658458/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114264213750658458' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114264213750658458'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114264213750658458'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/03/question-for-day.html' title='Question For The Day'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114255369613112860</id><published>2006-03-16T16:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-16T16:24:42.216-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Dachshunds of the World Unite!</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114255369613112860/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114255369613112860' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114255369613112860'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114255369613112860'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/03/dachshunds-of-world-unite.html' title='Dachshunds of the World Unite!'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114253829651173673</id><published>2006-03-16T11:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-21T20:45:38.413-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Quote of the Day</title><summary type='text'>"Those rebel sharpshooters couldn't hit an elephant at this dis-"-Last words of Gen. John Reynolds, 1865</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114253829651173673/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114253829651173673' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114253829651173673'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114253829651173673'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/03/quote-of-day.html' title='Quote of the Day'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114253804111404607</id><published>2006-03-16T11:39:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-23T07:50:45.320-08:00</updated><title type='text'>That's The Ticket!</title><summary type='text'>As horrified as I was five years ago when the Republicans stole the Presidential election, putting a drooling, giggling frat boy in the Oval Office, all I could muster when confronted with this was to tell a Republican relative of mine, "Well, here's your shot. You control the government and the media and cannot complain about the Democrats messing anything up. Congratulations." In short, the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114253804111404607/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114253804111404607' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114253804111404607'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114253804111404607'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/03/thats-ticket.html' title='That&apos;s The Ticket!'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114185100588837772</id><published>2006-03-08T12:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-08T12:50:05.903-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy International Women's Day...For Now.</title><summary type='text'>Here's a news bulletin for the vast majority of men and women in this country who do not listen to Pacifica radio: today is International Women's Day. Ladies: it's your day. Remember....honor. Celebrate! Celebrate? Has this guy missed something? Have I not had enough coffee yet? Don't we have a Mother's Day?The short answer is that yes, we do set aside a day to honor mothers, and yes, that is a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114185100588837772/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114185100588837772' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114185100588837772'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114185100588837772'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/03/happy-international-womens-dayfor-now.html' title='Happy International Women&apos;s Day...For Now.'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114141464949924965</id><published>2006-03-03T11:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-03T11:37:29.513-08:00</updated><title type='text'>News flash: George W. Bush is not, repeat....NOT Winston Churchill!</title><summary type='text'>It's difficult to be a bon vivant these days. One would like to close his or her eyes and forget all the horrible things happening in the world. Perpetual sleep....ignorance....being shielded from all the cares of the world. This is the world our ancestors wanted for us: to plug our brains into our own over-self-indulgenses rather than the ideals of the American Revolution, which take a lot of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114141464949924965/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114141464949924965' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114141464949924965'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114141464949924965'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/03/news-flash-george-w-bush-is-not.html' title='News flash: George W. Bush is not, repeat....NOT Winston Churchill!'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114137099219277724</id><published>2006-03-02T23:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-02T23:29:52.193-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Chihuahua Not Happy About Destruction of Gill Theater</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114137099219277724/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114137099219277724' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114137099219277724'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114137099219277724'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/03/chihuahua-not-happy-about-destruction.html' title='Chihuahua Not Happy About Destruction of Gill Theater'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114137084528276668</id><published>2006-03-02T23:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-02T23:27:25.296-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Chihuahuas Protest Destruction of Gill Theater</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114137084528276668/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114137084528276668' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114137084528276668'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114137084528276668'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/03/chihuahuas-protest-destruction-of-gill.html' title='Chihuahuas Protest Destruction of Gill Theater'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114082181148766835</id><published>2006-02-24T14:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-24T14:56:51.496-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Two Twenty-Four, 2006: An American Tragedy.</title><summary type='text'>This morning was like no other in memory. A violation occured....an attack like nothing I had ever seen. This attack, on this day Two Twenty-Four has changed my world forever. My Two Twenty-Three innocence has been shattered forever; that world passing into distant oblivion.Immediately inside the door of the storage room where I sometimes work, I found the remnants of my Cup-O'-Noodles. All gone!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114082181148766835/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114082181148766835' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114082181148766835'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114082181148766835'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/02/two-twenty-four-2006-american-tragedy.html' title='Two Twenty-Four, 2006: An American Tragedy.'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114076933080542938</id><published>2006-02-24T00:19:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-24T08:59:11.676-08:00</updated><title type='text'>This November, Vote Eleanor Roosevelt For President in 1982!</title><summary type='text'>I continue to confuse those who have the misfortune to be standing close by when I roar like a lion about the sad state of affairs today. For example, I was on the public record a year ago for wanting the Giggling Chimp to remain president. When they stole the election, I felt alternating pangs of disgust and relief. Relief because I knew that Mr. Bush probably wanted deep, deep down inside that </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114076933080542938/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114076933080542938' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114076933080542938'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114076933080542938'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/02/this-november-vote-eleanor-roosevelt.html' title='This November, Vote Eleanor Roosevelt For President in 1982!'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114059139212133146</id><published>2006-02-21T22:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-21T22:56:32.123-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Highlights From My Dog Sputnik's First Movie</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114059139212133146/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114059139212133146' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114059139212133146'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114059139212133146'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/02/highlights-from-my-dog-sputniks-first.html' title='Highlights From My Dog Sputnik&apos;s First Movie'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114059117437379315</id><published>2006-02-21T22:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-21T22:52:54.373-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114059117437379315/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114059117437379315' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114059117437379315'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114059117437379315'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/02/blog-post_114059117437379315.html' title=''/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114059106947164667</id><published>2006-02-21T22:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-21T22:54:21.046-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114059106947164667/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114059106947164667' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114059106947164667'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114059106947164667'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/02/blog-post_21.html' title=''/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114050642576613358</id><published>2006-02-20T23:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-21T00:04:49.743-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Go Sputnik Go!</title><summary type='text'>This is a scene from a new film called, "Rat Race With a Chihuahua."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114050642576613358/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114050642576613358' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114050642576613358'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114050642576613358'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/02/go-sputnik-go.html' title='Go Sputnik Go!'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114050552190579957</id><published>2006-02-20T21:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-20T23:11:14.446-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Olympics Who Stole the Grinch</title><summary type='text'>I have to admit that along with Chunky Chicken sandwich spread and twinkies, the Olympic Games remain one of my guiltiest of pleasures. Ever since the Great Boycott of 1906 (or was it the Earthquake of 1980?), the games seem to have been falling into a deep hole of commercial and political muck; although one could make the case that things just weren't the same after they canned tug o' war as a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114050552190579957/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114050552190579957' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114050552190579957'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114050552190579957'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/02/olympics-who-stole-grinch.html' title='The Olympics Who Stole the Grinch'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114018378795604212</id><published>2006-02-17T05:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-20T23:21:48.670-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Rawhide!</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114018378795604212/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114018378795604212' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114018378795604212'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114018378795604212'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/02/rawhide.html' title='Rawhide!'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114015304532385129</id><published>2006-02-16T21:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-16T21:10:45.323-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114015304532385129/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114015304532385129' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114015304532385129'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114015304532385129'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/02/blog-post_16.html' title=''/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22583278.post-114015155593202012</id><published>2006-02-16T20:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-16T20:58:08.080-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Willkommen....</title><summary type='text'>I was going to begin my blog with a touching story I heard on NPR this morning about a new anti-spitting ordinance passed in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan last Thursday. Instead, I have a tale to share which will make some of you weep and others furious; and yet hopefully some readers will take these words and love their country just a little more than they did this morning when Old Man Alarm Clock </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/feeds/114015155593202012/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22583278&amp;postID=114015155593202012' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114015155593202012'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22583278/posts/default/114015155593202012'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brokenduck.blogspot.com/2006/02/willkommen_16.html' title='Willkommen....'/><author><name>Peter Beil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9L0GbBHkolA/S9448WEIPLI/AAAAAAAAAGU/z-ugVwnJtnE/S220/peter_front.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
